
You answer the front door of your suburban home. Your inner child is on the doorstep screaming for your attention. The neighbors are watching, so you yank the hysterical child by the arm into the house. You offer it anything and everything to stop its howling.
You raise your voice over the racket. “What do you want?”
“You know what I want!” your inner child screams. Then it kicks you in the shin, runs into the bathroom and locks the door. What to do?
